Narrator:   ’Twas the middle of the night, she awoke to a clatter

Housewife:   This isn’t right

Narrator:   What’s the matter?

Housewife:   I need heating and cooling equipment repair

Narrator:   On the phone A.J. Perri said

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Narrator:  And that my friend is why

Housewife:   I love those guys!