Narrator:  ‘Twas the middle of the night, She awoke from a dream

Housewife:  What’s that sound

Narrator:  A water stream!

Housewife:  My toilet keeps running, I need it repaired

Narrator:  On the phone A.J. Perri said

Service Tech: I don’t care…

Housewife:  EXCUSE ME??????

Service Tech: I don’t care about the hour, And I’m sorry for your trouble…All we care about, Is your satisfaction

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Narrator:  And that my friend is why

Housewife:   I love those guys!