Narrator:  ‘Late in the evening, she started her shower

Housewife:  The drain is clogged

Narrator:  And look at the hour!

Housewife:  What can I do, I’m washing my hair

Narrator:   On the phone A.J. Perri said

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Narrator:  And that my friend is why

Housewife:   I love those guys!